Gluttony

Sometimes the best revenge is knowing that the person who started the rumor is fat.

Or maybe it's getting a ball winder as an early birthday present..... from yourself.

That she's ugly.

Or that your new Le Creuset 5.5 quart dish is the most beautiful thing in the world.

That she smells kind of funny.

Or that your newly finished pair of socks, um, don't? I'm starting to run dry here...

That boys are terrified of her.

Or that you managed to resurrect your first ever handknit garment from the pile of never-worn-doom by a good wet block.

And knowing that none of the above applies to you!

Thank you to Annie for kitchenering the last toe of my socks for me :)